When your dad is collecting stop signs like trophies and your mom appoints you head of evidence disposal, Halloween becomes less of a holiday and more of a family management strategy.
Tag Archives: memoir
Superpowers (Messay)
What if you’ve just spent your life being graded on someone else’s superpower instead of your own?
Aliens in Rose-Colored Glasses (Messay)
A modern look at aliens, candor, comfort tribes, and the surprising lessons Austen still teaches us.
Let Them Bring Cool Whip (Messay)
Their horror at my Cool Whip was so dramatic I half‑expected Mr. Collins to burst in and deliver a sermon on the moral decline of modern desserts.
Paris Chainsaw Massacre (Story Memoir)
Nothing says ‘Parisian charm’ like witnessing a chainsaw massacre in your courtyard.